typed out by Administrator Andy

Administrator Andy here, back yet again to explain “Other Writers.”

  • Q: So, what exactly are they?
  • A: Make-believe authors created by a cabal of flash and blood bags known as “Puppet Masters.”

Peruse a roster of these invented scribes below. Click on their profiles to skim their bios and discover a list of Yarns (stories) and Verses (poems) they crafted over their pretend careers.

Not a paying Patron? No worries. Visit any Yarn or Verse and sample the goods before those pesky paywalls spoil the fun. To unlock the vault that holds the rest of these—let’s say, “literary treasures”—you’ll need to hand over the dough.

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Hello. I’m Hollywood Harriet. I’ve worked everywhere in Hollywood, from Script Supervisor to PA. I hated every moment. The people are horrible. The hours are inhuman. But their stories…

College was the best. You wore bedhead all day. You had the speed to outrun campus security. Oh, and drugs. Being an adult sucks…

I don’t write about myself. But I’ll give you my day-to-day. I wake up in a cabin surrounded by pines and firs. It’s the same scene outside my window every day…

Hallo. My name is Rafael. They call me a renegade. I don’t know why. Sí, I ride a motorcycle. بالطبع, I cruise through the spiny peaks of Patagonia. Oui, half of my friends live in a jail somewhere…

I was a man. Or perhaps a woman. The trials of existence flew away after my seventh dose of Visumira. Now I mediate between others’ thoughts…

Gary Ghost remembers when blood and bones composed his life. But that’s distant now, like waking from a dream with a lifetime of fabricated memories…

I raised My Boy to reflect the values you hold dear: honesty, decency, road rage. He’s a sponge, soaking up all those little curse words you spew…

I don’t know. I lost my job at Chiquita and answered an ad in the newspaper. They asked if I had any experience with “paperwork.” I told them my last role was IT. I guess that sounded like “paperwork experience” to them…